Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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Two Jockeys had a race, one Jockey had a bit of someone's sandwich and a boiled egg thrown at him which caused him to lose, when asked about what happened, he said,
"I was hampered in the last furlong. " :).
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
what did the apple say to the banana?
nothing because apples can't talk
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There’s a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads. (this one is dedicated to
@kit_kat1122 )
@AyaanshGaur12 said in #18:
> Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
>
> Because they make up everything!
>
> I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
>
> She looked surprised.
>
> I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads. (this one is dedicated to
@kit_kat1122 )
I feel so special right now xD
@AyaanshGaur12 said in #18:
> I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads. (this one is dedicated to
@kit_kat1122 )
Want a break from the ads?
