Wizards suck

Bro, I never really understood wizards. All they do is say random words in Latin, wave a wand, and then all the forces of nature bow down to them somehow? wtf

@salmon_rushdie said in #7:
> Because they live backwards in time
>
> And well what kind of mushrooms? If that is a question you must ask then it is something to try to know yourself. But it ties into why he has such a deep connection with nature and awareness of animals and plants
... or maybe he just eats too many mushrooms because he's a weird-zard.

I think Warlocks are better than wizards anyway, they have a demon parent.

@XionessM13 said in #13:
> I think Warlocks are better than wizards anyway, they have a demon parent.
That they are eternally beholden to, also their magic corrupts their body and soul

So, this not about the Washington Wizards' (and Capitals') failed attempt to move to Virginia?

@Frogster64 said in #15:
> So, this not about the Washington Wizards' (and Capitals') failed attempt to move to Virginia?
I would never insult THOSE Wizards. It would be too easy.

If you wake up one day and particular body parts have significantly shrunk don't tell me I didn't warn you!

It's best if you just pretend they don't exist!
@clousems

@clousems said in #1:
> For some reason, kids seem to think wizards are cool, but they're not! Wizards use magic to cheat at things, like card tricks and epic battles.
>
> I say it's high time to talk about wizards like the dunce-cap wearing, performance enhanced jerks that they are.
>
> Who else despises wizards?

why wizards man. some kids want to be the president of America like come on i would much rather kids having a old guy who huffs mushrooms as there role model (even though that's a pretty bad role model stick with your teddy bear XD) then a mass murder liar cheater killer weird depressed American who thinks BOMBS are the solution to every thing no offence :)

I recommend a role model who stands between, and well distant from, the ordinarily-opposite poles of the mushroom-addled and the warlike.

Somebody with really good, if unusual, hair.

The question is: did I just perform my first Rickroll?
Or do I mean something else.

@Noflaps said in #19:
> I recommend a role model who stands between, and well distant from, the ordinarily-opposite poles of the mushroom-addled and the warlike.
>
> Somebody with really good, if unusual, hair.
>
> The question is: did I just perform my first Rickroll?
> Or do I mean something else.
Sounds kinda like me(:

I can do mushrooms and cast war magic if need be!

And am often complimented for my extraordinary hair, and envied by men whose locks pale in comparison!