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@clousems said in #7:
> If we're just doing pickup lines:
>
> "Hello,
> As you may have guessed by my smooth, deep and sexy voice, or from my rugged good looks, I'm clousems.
> Yes, that clousems.
> International sex symbol of internet chess forums.
>
> "I find you rather attractive, and I would like to invite you back to my place for an evening of fine wine, yelling at dumbass children for not living up to my expectations, and making fun of old movies.
>
> "If you play your cards right, you could be the Lynda George (whom, I might add, is unknown to today's youth) to my Guy from Pieces."
8.1/10
If you don't raise that number, you'll be included in the list of kids at which my next date and I will yell.
all the best pickup lines are taken

but are you?
@dog_worldmath said in #10:
> Is your name Google? Cuz your the only thing I'm searching for. Or you can say, I can't play hide and seek with you cause I can't find anyone else like you.
8.2/10
@clousems said in #13:
> If you don't raise that number, you'll be included in the list of kids at which my next date and I will yell.
4/10 ur lonly

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